Las Vegas Mama

So, I know that most of you already know about The Cupcakery . But it bears repeating in case there are those of you out there that have yet to sample their Red Velvet, their Bailey's Irish Cream, or their Rolo Cupcakes. If you are like me, those cupcakes draw you to them like a siren's call. Just as sirens lured sailors to their deaths, these are not friendly cupcakes either. They hate you. They hate your full wallet and they hate your arteries. This is what they actually look like when you turn your back to them: Nonetheless, they are too amazing to pass up. I highly recommend them for breakfast.     Retroactive Muppet Rating: The final half muppet was withheld because I am mad that they are not free. source

Who doesn't love a logo with a giant butt? I know I do. Giant butts rock. I should know, I have one. It has served me well over the years. The point is I went to Great Buns Bakery this morning. Its a commercial bakery with a storefront that anyone can walk into. If you have kids old enough to notice stuff that exists beyond the sippy cup in their hand, it's also fun to point out the behind the scenes baking, which is clearly visible between the displays. One of the great things about Great Buns (besides melt-in-you-mouth super fresh pastries) is how inexpensive it is - I bought a huge loaf of bread that is at least twice the size of grocery store loaves and 5 pastries for $4.50 . Uh oh... I get it now... pastries... oversized nalgas* ...They are marketing geniuses! I can totally eat this on Weight Watchers, get off my back! * Nalgas is Spanish for butt cheeks. It's your word of the day. Stick with me and you will learn more than just " Como esta ".