How to Battle Caffeine Addiction

How can you battle caffeine addiction? Um, you tell me because I have no idea and I've been struggling hard against becoming addicted to caffeine. Heck, I even struggle against the idea of needing something like caffeine to get through my day. But the truth is that caffeine is like having a secret mommy superpower.

Caffeine makes me brave. Caffeine makes me want to live my life to the fullest. I can accomplish things when I have had coffee. It...dare I say it? It makes me a better person.

For example, when getting ready to go to the park with the kids, I normally just throw whatever on myself and the kids, and walk out the door. But when I have had coffee it makes me do crazy things like care about our appearance.

 

And, because I am nursing my 2 month old, she can also accomplish amazing things.



When I have had coffee, I can do a million things at once - like clean everything while talking on the phone with caffeine-less friends, nurse the baby, and just about anything else you can think of. Count how many arms I have in this one.



And when I have had my coffee, I am still an amazing and patient person even at the end of a long day.


How does caffeine make you better?

Comments

  1. MandaJanuary 12, 2012 at 10:19 AM

    Andrea...you are awesome!! I was literally laughing out loud! My name is Amanda and I too am addicted to caffeine! Without it...dare I say...the world is just not as bright and I cannot handle anything. I guess I really am addicted! HA! Thanks for the laugh as I sit here and drink my second cup of coffee for the morning ;p

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  2. stefanieJanuary 12, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    This. is. hysterical!!! and so my life...except you are much nicer to your husband at the end of the day!

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  3. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 12, 2012 at 10:54 AM

    Second cup Manda?? You are SO addicted.

    Stefanie, I am only that nice with caffeine. Without it I am a monster!

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  4. Wendys HatJanuary 12, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    This is too funny {even though I drink tea w/o caffeine} did you draw this too? You're amazing! I do live with a caffeine addict though :)

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  5. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 12, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    I did draw these, but they are awful! I actually do know how to draw... but in the interest of time I revert to stick figures :)

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  6. NatiJanuary 12, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    HAHAHAAAA! This is hilarious! And it comes at the perfect time! I was just telling a friend to buzz off (but he didn't) because I was in the worst mood. Then I realized I hadn't had any coffee yet. Now I've had coffee and not only am I in a GREAT mood but I. am. ZINGin'!!

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    1. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 12, 2012 at 2:54 PM

      Zinging!! Nice, I also zing when I have had my coffee! :)

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2012 at 6:48 PM

    Ok let's try this again (leaving message from iPhone) ... I don't drink coffee so I can't relate (I also don't need much sleep haha I know, you hate me) BUT even though I can't relate I found this blog entry particularly HILARIOUS!!! Especially the drawings!!! LOL

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    1. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 12, 2012 at 7:11 PM

      Laura, I do totally hate you for not needing sleep!!!

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  8. Amber Page WritesJanuary 13, 2012 at 6:36 AM

    I'm on my third cup. I am an addict and not afraid to admit it.

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  9. UnknownJanuary 14, 2012 at 8:59 PM

    I am a teeny bit concerned that I am the friend portrayed in the "caffeine-less friend" drawing. And I do say that I appear rather haggard. Therefore I am going back to coffee. I want to be more beautiful in your stick figure drawings. Hear me?

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    1. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 15, 2012 at 7:06 PM

      It's not you... But if I do draw you, you will be a magnificent stick, I promise!

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  10. Kim @CoffeePotChronicles.comJanuary 16, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    LOL!!

    If I don't get my caffeine in the morning I'm not a pleasant person to be around. Give me my caffeine and no one gets hurt.

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    1. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 16, 2012 at 8:40 PM

      So what you are saying is that caffeine deprivation is a form of torture? Because I am pretty sure you are right. :)

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  11. Brandie @ Home Cooking MemoriesJanuary 21, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    LOL...as a fellow caffeine addict, you had me laughing. Fun doodles too.

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  12. CarolinaJanuary 22, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Tee Hee! I like my caffeine in soda... so I get the extra sugar boost at the same time! And I totally wear red heels around the house after drinking my daily dose! : )

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    1. Las Vegas MamaJanuary 22, 2012 at 10:48 AM

      Right? Red heels are totally doable when you have had your dose!

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