I found the body accidentally. I was just going about my business, never suspecting what I was about to stumble across. As I opened the container, I was planning on just grabbing a refreshing cucumber scented wipe, and moving on.
Instead, I recoiled in horror at the sight of a body stuffed in the container.
Why are kids so creepy? I mean, I absolutely adore my little darlings, but seriously. Lately they have been doing stuff that really creeps me out.
Tell me this wouldn't give you a start.
It makes me worry about what I am going to find next!