- She jumps on the furniture
- She opens and closes her mouth, making a dry-mouth sound in the dead of night (I have super mom bat hearing, what!)
- She pooped in my house (only once, but it qualifies as passive resistance to our authority)
- She jumps on the dinner table when my back is turned to eat our leftovers
- She poops at everyone else's house that I take her to
- She is always underfoot and I trip on her constantly
Next dog-related post will be how I show the dog that I hate her back.