Free My Muppets!
It's time to free my muppets from tyranny, oppression and injustice. The imprisonment of my muppets is terribly vexing, as is all Muppet Abuse, so we are going to protest, and I am circulating a petition to free them.
What I am trying to say is that I have started the process of night weaning Violet.
Our protest chant is going to be:
“Muppet Abuse has got to go! hey hey! ho ho!”
Oh, and also "Uvas No!" That one is just for good measure.