Humiliating Puppet Theater
Ivy: Look, mom your belly is really popping out!!
Me (sucking it in): How’s that, better?
Ivy: No, its still just popping out.
Me (thinking, “That’s sad, I am sucking it in as hard as I can!”): Oh well…
Ivy: Mom, I love your belly, its soooo cute! (pats my stomach, gives me a hug and rests her head on my belly)
Me: Ummm… thanks.
Ivy (lifts up my shirt): Hello, belly!
Ivy then grabs my fat roll and makes my belly button speak like a puppet. “Hello, Ivy!” (in a deeper voice)
She gasps in surprise, “Oh! Mommy your belly said hi to me!”
Me (sighing): Yeaaaah…huh. How ’bout that.
Ivy: Awwww, your belly loves me!