Humiliating Puppet Theater

Ivy: Look, mom your belly is really popping out!!

Me (sucking it in): How’s that, better?

Ivy: No, its still just popping out.

Me (thinking, “That’s sad, I am sucking it in as hard as I can!”): Oh well…

Ivy: Mom, I love your belly, its soooo cute! (pats my stomach, gives me a hug and rests her head on my belly)

Me: Ummm… thanks.

Ivy (lifts up my shirt): Hello, belly!

Ivy then grabs my fat roll and makes my belly button speak like a puppet. “Hello, Ivy!” (in a deeper voice)

She gasps in surprise, “Oh! Mommy your belly said hi to me!”

Me (sighing): Yeaaaah…huh. How ’bout that.

Ivy: Awwww, your belly loves me!

Aaaaaaannnnd, SCENE!

Comments

  1. Randi@SowderingAboutMarch 9, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    Favorite.blog.post.ever.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 11, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    oh. can't see screen. tears of laughter....

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  3. Manda SatterleeMarch 12, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    Oh my gosh, Andrea...I almost died laughing! The innocence of children. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your blog! Keep em comin'!!

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