I Am Abdicating My Position As Mother
I am going to abdicate my position as mother and probably go on an extended vacation. I am handing over duties and responsibilities to Ivy. I think she is ready. I have written a short play, based on actual events, to demonstrate my reasons for thinking this.
La Petite Maman, By Andrea
The Scene: Breakfast
The Players: Ivy - a precocious 3 year old, and Violet - a fiesty 18 month old.
Ivy sits quietly at the kid's table, eating her toast. Violet's food has also been served, and is getting cold. Violet enters stage left.
Violet: abalsanama caladmsla.
Ivy: Eat your food, Violet. Sit down.
Violet (casually): blajajamdmhsa.
Ivy: Violet, you need to eat your food now.
Instead of sitting, Violet takes Ivy's napkin.
Ivy: Violet!! I'm using that! Give it back.
Violet: No.
Ivy: Don't you sass me!
Violet defiantly throws the napkin in the trash.
Ivy (in her best "how dare you" tone): Violet?! That is rude! And condescending. You get a time out!
Violet hangs her head (pouting), walks over to face the wall and complies with Ivy's time out.
SCENE.
La Petite Maman, By Andrea
The Scene: Breakfast
The Players: Ivy - a precocious 3 year old, and Violet - a fiesty 18 month old.
Ivy sits quietly at the kid's table, eating her toast. Violet's food has also been served, and is getting cold. Violet enters stage left.
Violet: abalsanama caladmsla.
Ivy: Eat your food, Violet. Sit down.
Violet (casually): blajajamdmhsa.
Ivy: Violet, you need to eat your food now.
Instead of sitting, Violet takes Ivy's napkin.
Ivy: Violet!! I'm using that! Give it back.
Violet: No.
Ivy: Don't you sass me!
Violet defiantly throws the napkin in the trash.
Ivy (in her best "how dare you" tone): Violet?! That is rude! And condescending. You get a time out!
Violet hangs her head (pouting), walks over to face the wall and complies with Ivy's time out.
SCENE.
wow.I am impressed!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome...
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, what a mirror our kids turn out to be :).
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